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Like how would they react? Would they party in the streets? Would they cheer? Would they go back to brunch? i wanna know.

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[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 39 points 9 months ago

He's going to have a massive stroke in the middle of the vote count and die mere moments before squeaking out a 0.1% win against le bad orang man

Kamala will then sustain life-threatening injures in a coconut tree-involved incident

Trump promptly dies of a heart attack from shock while shidding and farding out his doo doo ass

Here's how Nikki Haley can still win...

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Kamala just straight up says "I did not sign up for this bullshit" and forfeits the presidency to republicans, liberals literally explode from yelling yas queen so hard.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

KHive horseshoe theory confirmed theory-gary

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