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I wish but seriously the dumbest shit ever. China is not spying on your oafish american ass they literally could care less.

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[–] Vampire@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

ass they literally could care less.

American detected

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

next you'll be telling us the delicious sandwiches made personally by the japing pale redhead of McDonalds are not Gaelic gastronomie and that the Burger King is not a true royal!

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Burger King implies the existence of Burger Robespierre. gui

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Burger Prince Andrew is proof that we should abolish the Burger monarchy.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

i like to imagine the meat at Le Burger King is ground aristocrat. <<ah hon hon hon, les cochon sucree>> chefs-kiss

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Le Prion Flambroulè

.> << ah ha ha ha the(s) sweet pig...

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Burger Robespierre

Oh, the coming revolution! The glories that await us.

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

using "literally" really puts this one on a new level.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you're not wrong. also, when someone whiffs a "literally", my brain replays a scene from this clip which starts around 1:30, which is kind of pleasant memory for me. simpler days, when such contrivances were edgy, genre-defying absurdist sketches and not accurate portrayals of popular media products.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

FYI you can also use a seismograph