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[-] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

The thing about kereru is they are thiccc. Even when they aren't drunk flight is a serious challenge for them on account of their very low chonk-to-brain-cell ratio. When they fly, they make a really loud fwop-fwop-fwop noise as they use their sheer girth to pull themselves through the air against gravity, natural law and common sense.

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

very low chonk-to-brain-cell ratio

That would be a very high chonk-to-brain-cell ratio, no? Or a low brain-cell-to-chonk ratio?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 4 points 7 months ago

I remember this part of my Ornithology textbook, bro quoted it word for word.

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