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[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 120 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Everyone needs to put the toilet seat down. Flushing with the lid up is committing biological warfare on yourself and everything else in the bathroom.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 12 points 8 months ago

But watching with great satisfaction as your turd circles down the toilet is one of life's great joys.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

I always flush, then put the seat down. I picked it up as a habit when we had a dog that would drink the toilet water

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Not only that, peeing sitting down is easier and more relaxing for men.

[-] tubaruco@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

unless the toilet is too small

[-] Splatterphace@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

I hate when my piece swabs the underside of the toilet seat 🤮

[-] Lemming6969@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

There is no product on the market I could find (with a normal price that isn't some $15,000 super toilet) that will open and close the lid and then flush for you. There are automatic seats, but they are timed such that it's completely unreasonable to stand and wait for them to close before flushing.

Crazy to think they're are no hands free options available.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Agreed. Two words y'all: fecal spray. Enjoy brushing your teeth.

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