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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by edge@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

The Ukraine war was just a distraction all along. Russia has developed FTL travel and now has nukes stationed in Andromeda, waiting to strike the US.

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 84 points 7 months ago

Intergalactic?

Planetary?

Planetary?

Intergalactic?

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 7 months ago

Another dimension! Another dimension! Another dimension! Another dimension!

[-] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Ну, а теперь не говори мне улыбнуться

Ты остаешься рядом, я сделаю это стоящим твоего времени

Мой номер за пределами того, что ты можешь набрать

Может быть, это потому, что мы такие разносторонние

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 7 months ago
[-] TranslatorBot@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 7 months ago

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You stick around, I'll make it worth your while

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Maybe it's because we're so versatile.

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[-] YearOfTheCommieDesktop@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmmqSN6vpGM any excuse to shill my fav remix of this, its like the original but just that much better

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago
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[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

At the risk of exposing my age, the only thing that I can think of when I read this was the scene from Diary of a Wimpy Kid where Rowley dances with his mom at homecoming

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