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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 73 points 9 months ago

Biden. Biden. I'm begging you. Summon Abbot to Washington then execute him on the steps of Congress. Not because it's a good idea or would even make sense. Just do it for me because I asked nicely.

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago

We need a black comrade to convince Biden they're Barack Obama, it's 2009 and Abbot is a secret Al-quaeda agent. Giving this plan a solid 50/50 chance to succeed.

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

Sending Greg Abbott and Ron DeSantis to Gitmo would be extremely funny

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

Ron DeSantis to Gitmo

Ron Desantis also allegedly aided in the torture of detainees; the people there trusted him and thought he was there to help and informed of the worst abuses they suffered; armed with the knowledge of which abuse the detainees hated the most, he advised the torturers there to make heavier use of them, and watched them being tortured with a smile.

Him going there and being tortured in those methods with the torturers thanking him for his advice would be awesome (much like what supposedly happened with the creator of the brazen bull).

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

I would love people to haunt DerSantis ron-mmm-hungwy with car batteries, wet towels, feeding tubes, and exlax.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Who does our best "Let me be clear?"

[-] asg101@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Summon Abbot to Washington then execute him on the steps of Congress

Drones are easier.

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 19 points 9 months ago

Yeah but damn the blood trickling down the steps is more metal

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago
[-] Frank@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Casting my O'bummer summon. After a 5 minute long cutscene he deals 9999 damage to everyone on the screen.

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago
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