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What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice? (lemmy.world)

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[-] FMT99@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago

Not saying you're necessarily wrong but "Fuck em" seems to be the new mantra of our society on all levels. Doesn't bode well for the future.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 22 points 10 months ago

That is because society on all levels deserves it. We need to stop with the expectation that people in certain jobs or positions deserve respect just because of their job or position. They only deserve respect if they earn it.

If they don't earn respect, fuck em.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca -2 points 10 months ago

all levels

Healthcare is a level.

Housing the homeless is on a level society operates.

Crime prevention too.

You thought this through at all, or was this just a doodle on your trapper-keeper in homeroom?

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Oooh. You were SO close to landing that sick burn, but we had to take points off for not making any God damn sense.

[-] triptrapper@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

This made me laugh out loud on the office toilet.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago

Those aren't people so I don't understand whatever you are getting at.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

It actually DOES bode well for the future.

The Boomers lived by "Fuck the future, I got mine now."

We're trying to change it to "Fuck the past, we ain't got shit."

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