submitted 9 months ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I'm going to be very rich when I grow up.

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[-] context@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

trade-offer

just today i was driving past 5th and main and i was hungry and started thinking about a burger so wouldn't it be a great idea to open a burger joint on 5th and main?

dammit now i could go for a burger. alexa, where's the nearest burger joint? ... 14 minutes? are you fucking kidding me!?

why the hell doesn't someone open a burger joint closer to me? that's an obvious business idea right there.
note to self: as climate continues to climate change, ice will inevitably become more expensive. invest in ice futures now!
shit! what was that one i was thinking about earlier? i had it and i thought to myself, i'll write it down during my frasier time, and now here i am and i can't remember it. fuuuuck!
frasier suits rental! fucking genuis! i wouldn't have to store all of my own frasier suits, and i'd have a wider selection at any given time, and someone else would do the laundry! how didn't i think ofthis before!?