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[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

I kissed a dog and I liked it
The taste of dog food tongue
I kissed a dog just to try it
I hope my immune system don't mind it
It felt so gross, it felt so right
Don't mean I′m in hospital tonight
I kissed a dog and I liked it
I liked it 🐕

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com -5 points 7 months ago

Haha so random, you know what else would be random and fun? sharing our local cybercrime investigation authority reporting number. Hahahaha right?

wanna go first?

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

What's wrong with you?
Have you considered asking if you don't get a joke or maybe don't post at all?
Did you get hurt by Katy Perry somewhen in the past?

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

My comment is a joke sorry. Apparently I failed at communicating tone well.

I meant it in a joking sense like "wow I'm so horrified I'm trying to trick you into telling me how to report you to some authority".

The poem is quite funny, I meant no offence.

edit: what's wrong with me is that we don't share the same sense of humour. I am sorry, but your remark was a bit hurtful.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world -3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Disclaimer: No animals were harmed in the making of the previous comment.
All animals portrayed in the previous comment are fictious and not based on real animals.
The creator of the previous comment don't get any payments from the tobacco industry.
Sorry if I hurt your feelings.
Have the greatest of all days.
Feel better now?

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago

I can't tell if you're rude or just German ;)

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Just leave nationality out of this. That would be rude to millions of unaffected people. We didn't had a good start due to miscommunication on both ends. I really don't mean to hurt you (maybe just a bit tease like you). So we could just leave it like that if you agree.

[-] radix@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

That was a rollercoaster to read.

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