Yeah I live in the USA but they could strike anywhere at anytime. Fucking Hamas is like ISIS on fucking CRACK or even better like Donald Trump meets Darth VADER. I'm so flipped the fuck out over how much they scare me.

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[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hello fellow american. After the atrocity that was 7 billion 9/11's, I have since been locking myself away in my house. I just can't take the risk of hamas being out there. I am almost out of food. I have 8 expired cans of Spighetti'Os left. Please send help.

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Plot twist: Help arrives but the help is Hamas

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

With shampoo and conditioner in hand