IDF: "If you have seen the movie Jurassic Park, you have seen the true objective of Hamas. You have seen what they will unleash on the world if not stopped." (hexbear.net)

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The Lt. Colonel then left the stage without taking questions from pre-approved press.

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[-] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Imagine yourself in the anthropocenne. You step onto a street, and there he is. He moves like a bird, bobbing his head, and you keep still thinking his strategic warfare doctrine is based on combine arms like the Soviets. But no, not hamas. You stare at him and he just stares right back.

And that's when the attack comes fwwwwwwwwwwp. Not from the front, but from the sides. The other two Hamas you didn't even know were there. You see Hamas uses coordinated attack patterns, and is out in force today.

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

IDF: Look, they're noisy, they're messy, they're expensive ... they smell

Reporter: They do not smell.

IDF: Some of them smell.

Reporter: Oh, give me a break!

IDF: Hamas Babies smell!

[-] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Really the possibilities for Jurassic Park bits out of this are endless, spared no expense.

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

IDF: I don’t believe it. I just don’t believe it. I bring the UN here to protect me from Hamas, and the only one I’ve got on my side is the blood-sucking Biden.

biden-alert : Thank you!