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Susan ate too many heinz beans
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this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2023
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Fun fact: if you hold your poop in too long or have an intestinal blockage that cannot be overcome, it will eventually back up into your stomach and you will throw up poop.
It tastes awful: source: me
Yeah I'll take your word for it on that one
Nah now that we've talked about it you've really gotta try it. Sit down and try it. I said, Sit. Down.
New note: don't just take mouthwash to the hospital, take gum too
I had a nightmare like this once, it was not fun. This fact was not fun. :(
Yeah, itz especially fun because once you start throwing up fecal matter it turns fatal pretty quickly if they a doctor doesnt get you unblocked immediately!
Well at least you don't have to live with the memory of it. Glass half full.
Ah, what a wonderful day to know how to read.
I have had problems with constipation and after I mostly got rid of it, I still often forgot to crap. Nowadays I do my best to crap everyday. When I haven't crapped for a couple days, I'll often shit myself, or suddenly get the feeling that I'll be covered in diarrhoea if I don't get to the toilet within the next ten seconds. But I'm grateful that I never had to experience that.
That South Park episode was on to something.