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[-] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 131 points 10 months ago

My wife is very superstitious and I have never believed in ghosts or anything like that. Aliens, ghosts, magic, religions, totally confident that they aren’t real. When she told me she heard a weird voice calling her name one night I was incredibly skeptical and told her she was definitely dreaming because we live nowhere near anybody and it was -30 that night.

I am never gonna tell her I heard the voice too.

[-] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 55 points 10 months ago

Sounds like your wife is having an affair with carbon monoxide

[-] Kowlown@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

Seriously check for it or buy a good detector

[-] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago

Bruh.. That voice was most definitely a magic ghost alien..

[-] CarlsIII@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago

A religious magic ghost alien!!

[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

You mean a teenage mutant ghost alien?

[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 17 points 10 months ago

Not even aliens? You really think there's zero other life forms in this universe?

[-] hyper@lemmy.zip 13 points 10 months ago

I also don't believe in aliens. The cliche Hollywood aliens that is that will abduct you and put probes inside you.

Im sure that there are other lifeforms in some other system just not the flying sorcerer type.

[-] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Im sure that there are other lifeforms in some other system just not the flying sorcerer type.

Ugh, I hope you're right. Flying aliens would be bad enough. But if the bastards can muticlass and use magic as well... we'd be doomed.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Just setup a fountain with a toxic chemical in it with a sign to not drink from it. Based on every party I have ever been on half of them will be dead in minutes.

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Do other lifeforms exist? Sure. Have any ever visited earth? Definitely not.

[-] Chailles@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Thirdly, if they were to visit Earth, do you really think that given the difficulty of traversing space, that you'd be able to identify signs of their arrival?

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Is your wife's name "woosh"?

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