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Me Gronk. This Gronk son. He called 'Gronkson'. Me teach Gronkson to hunt mammoth. Gronkson think hunt mammoth easy. He never see real mammoth. Spend too much time on silly cave drawings. Gronkson go on first mammoth hunt. Make big mistake. Gronkson use wrong stick to bonk mammoth. Mammoth not die. Mammoth get very angry. Try to stomp Gronkson. Gronk bonk mammoth with big stick. Kill Mammoth. Gronkson dense but at least not dead.
...when Gronk same age as Gronkson, Gronk bonk mammoth with wrong stick. Gronk dad have to bonk mammoth with big stick. Save Gronk life.
Me Tor. Tor learn make woven grass from Tor-mum. Tor been make woven grass for long time. Tor forget when Tor small and not know how make woven grass. Tor only know that Tor make woven grass. It seem easy for Tor.
Tor had Tor-child. Tor-child not know how do thing that Tor do easy. Tor forget that Tor-child need be taught. Tor forget learn not come easy, that many mistake happen. Tor tell friends that Tor-child dumb as rock. Tor-child learn so slow. Tor-child must be lazy.
Tor-mum thought same thing. But all learn slow. All not know how until someone show how. Happenings make thoughts, become learning, become knowing - become rock where more learning and knowing be built. More rock, more knowing, easy learning. No rock, small knowing, hard learning. Tor should not think Tor better than Tor-child when Tor same age.