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[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I wasn’t prepared for the burger dichotomy today

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Double Dialectic

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

I'll have the McMaterialism with dialectics sauce

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Measurement of attractiveness? Burger.

Measure of volume? Also burger.

Distance? Football field.

Measure of elevation? Empire state building.

Measure of depth? Believe it or not, also football fields.

Measure of time? Curveball! Time it takes to cook a pizza.

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

observe closely: burgerlectics. the communist international has decreed we are to teach the ignorant yankee heaps marxism. we must utilize the local vernacular for this task.