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No vampires have ever been straight, not even Nosferatu (especially Nosferatu.) However, werewolves are so straight that it loops back around to being extraordinarily gay. Even gayer then the average vampire if you woulf believe. (Im reminded that vamp was a slur for bi people for some reason.) This has been documented in excrusiating detail by many, many, many lycanthrope scholars.
Yesterday I learned that the actual vampire in Nosferatu is called Count Orlok, "Nosferatu" apparently was the supposed Romanian name for vampires, probably used to distinguish him from the various other vampire archetypes of Europe.
The name of the actor who portrayed him translates to "Max Fright" lmao (also
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My name is MAXIMUM SHREK and I am a vampire