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Ran the calculations some time ago, and donating a half liter of blood gets rid of about 500kcal, which I can easily manage to do in under half hour not counting the paperwork. I think the only more calorie-consuming activity I can think of is liposuction or mutilation of body parts. Not that I recommend either, just a random thought.

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[โ€“] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Damn that goes into my rotation. Arm day, leg day, cardio, blood day.

If I had one of those regrowable tails like them lizards do id be chopping it off for some extra calorie burn. Damn what if I could eat my own tail? It's like net zero calorie intake.

[โ€“] Feed_el_Castro@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Arm day, leg day, cardio, blood day

Implying that either you train your blood once a week, or you donate an arm, a leg and a heart weekly.

Damn what if I could eat my own tail?

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ haha... Y-yeah... Your o-own tail :hyperflush:

[โ€“] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My arms and legs grow back as I am an axolotl

@thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net is this true?