Ran the calculations some time ago, and donating a half liter of blood gets rid of about 500kcal, which I can easily manage to do in under half hour not counting the paperwork. I think the only more calorie-consuming activity I can think of is liposuction or mutilation of body parts. Not that I recommend either, just a random thought.

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[–] regul@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Actual exercise will increase your base metabolic rate, though.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

Sounds like someone's been skipping marrow day

[–] Feed_el_Castro@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lmk when your base metabolic rate is 500kcal/30min lmao

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me, this week, bedridden.

[–] Feed_el_Castro@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Shit, I'm really sorry. I hope you get a lot better very soon, comrade

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What if you jog to the donation center?

[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

You just can't jog home, but I like the cut of your jib.