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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah but I already had a corn dildo, now I have to go out of my way to find a soapy titty dildo. I'd use the real thing but I'm not nearly flexible enough

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Back in college I bought a corn shaped dildo solely because I was an Ohioan and it was on sale and I thought it'd be funny to use it as a decoration. My friends would say this to me any time they remembered lol.

And so yeah I think buying a corn shaped dildo on sale may be the most Midwestern thing I've ever done

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

... Okay that's one of the prettiest dildos I've ever seen. It looks like something my grandmother would collect (but not in. like a sex way, she just collected weird old lady glass art). But I'm struggling with... like... why on earth did anyone make that in the first place? Was this some promotional souvenir from the Corn Palace After Dark?

[–] Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Very curious about it's practical application, looks like those ridges could be kind of fun? Was it purely decorative art?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I've never gotten around to using it, especially since I'm far more of a clit girl, but if I remember when I'm in the mood I may try and post a review of my weird little corn dildo

Well I guess you could try multiple methods. It doesn't have to go inside, you could equally grind against it, unless that's too abrasivenand your clit prefers something softer or more buzzy?