Mandatory piss tests but it's not for drugs it's to make sure you're hydrated enough to produce enough labor value to be worth it
this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2026
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To the tune of Seeing Red by Minor Threat
I'm peeing RED
It's been done
I was hoping for a full somg parody, but not surprised someone has done it
You're peeing and and you laugh out loud
You taunt me from safe your pee has no cloud
My piss, it must threaten you
To make you act the way you do
Red, I'm peeing red
I'm peeing red
I'm peeing red
I'm peeing red
You see me and you think I'm thirsty
First impressions without a word
You can't believe your eyes at first
But now you know you've seen the thirst
I swear there was a pre-title to the song called "end result of drinking too much Hawaiian punch" but I couldn't replicate it on searches and I'm not at my pc with the mp3 to check