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[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 30 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Humanity on the whole is a cybernetic organism whose neurons are xlsx files being emailed back and forth until QUARTERLY_REPORT(1)(1)_FINAL_V2_Q1.xlsx finally lands in the right spot to move us forward.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 7 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

human history was 50K years of running round hunting and gathering until agriculture allowed for cuneiform to be invented, and then immediately the quarterly report happened. the next 5K years was just refining the formula.

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[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 5 points 12 hours ago

The final stage of civilization is a perfectly configured PostreSQL server.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 26 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like one should not say this but it is correct

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 30 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

The thing is that human society has reached a level of complexity that it pretty much requires the existence of multiple spreadsheets and really complicated logistics to just barely keep things working. And it has been largely a good thing, we have a much better capacity to produce and move things around to where people need them. Those logistics make so many people's lives possible.

The problem is not that there are spreadsheets to help manage the complexity of the world, but that the spreadsheet has been reified to stand in for the world, and sometimes it's treated as more real than anything that cannot be quantified and tabulated. That, and that 99% of the spreadsheets are looking at the wrong variables and maximizing the wrong goals (profit)

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 22 points 21 hours ago

the death of civlization will be in a surprisingly large part the refusal to look at data holistically instead of KPIs only