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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

It was the gayest thing I’ve ever seen, and I have literally barfed from sucking too much cum out of too many dicks from a glory hole at a truck stop bathroom in Kentucky.

This deserves !bestoflemmy@lemmy.world

https://lemmy.world/post/51351820

EDIT :

Edit: before anyone asks, I’m fine. That was a long time ago

So you don't throw up after anymore? good job improving at your hobbies.

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 8 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

First of all, I’m honored. I don’t think I deserve it, but I guess I’m really not in any position to judge anybody. Especially myself.

So you don't throw up after anymore? good job improving at your hobbies.

I’m gonna answer this in two parts:

First:

No, I learned how to meter intake and control both my gag reflex and my epiglottis, but that’s a longer conversation for another time. What I really learned to do was to stop sucking so many dicks in a row and to not get so full of cum that I felt the need, no, the urge to puke.

Secondly, thank you very much. You know, with enough effort and time, anyone can master something they have a true passion for. And if that mastery truly shows up in any demonstration of that skill, it’s something for everyone to enjoy. 👍😉

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 1 points 11 hours ago

What I really learned to do was to stop sucking so many dicks in a row and to not get so full of cum

Teach me, oh master of wisdom. I'm reasonably certain my partner might suffer from chafing due to excess.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

What I really learned to do was to stop sucking so many dicks in a row and to not get so full of cum that I felt the need, no, the urge to puke.

it’s something for everyone to enjoy.

especially if they get to the gloryhole on time

[–] LostCarcosan@lemmy.today 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

What I really learned to do was to stop sucking so many dicks in a row

Something something 37 dicks in a row

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 2 points 18 hours ago

We all have our own personal limit