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Fox News hosts have a serious thing for Dem Candidates. Even Jesse Watters was talking about how sexy El-Sayad way after the good doctor slapped Watters around earlier with his own circumcised “dingaling” while Watters giggled and blushed like a schoolgirl.
It was the gayest thing I’ve ever seen, and I have literally barfed from sucking too much cum out of too many dicks from a glory hole at a truck stop bathroom in Kentucky.
Yeah. It was that fucking gay, and even more sloppy.
Edit: before anyone asks, I’m fine. That was a long time ago. I’m just sayin’… what the fuck is going on at Fox News…?
This deserves !bestoflemmy@lemmy.world
https://lemmy.world/post/51351820
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So you don't throw up after anymore? good job improving at your hobbies.
First of all, I’m honored. I don’t think I deserve it, but I guess I’m really not in any position to judge anybody. Especially myself.
I’m gonna answer this in two parts:
First:
No, I learned how to meter intake and control both my gag reflex and my epiglottis, but that’s a longer conversation for another time. What I really learned to do was to stop sucking so many dicks in a row and to not get so full of cum that I felt the need, no, the urge to puke.
Secondly, thank you very much. You know, with enough effort and time, anyone can master something they have a true passion for. And if that mastery truly shows up in any demonstration of that skill, it’s something for everyone to enjoy. 👍😉
Teach me, oh master of wisdom. I'm reasonably certain my partner might suffer from chafing due to excess.
Something something 37 dicks in a row
We all have our own personal limit
especially if they get to the gloryhole on time
What, uh, what truck stop? Just so I don't accidently show up there with my kneepads on.
Are places in the Midwest like Kentucky secretly super gay, but like "pa went out for some cigarettes" kinda gay
Everywhere is a lot more rainbow than you think. Some places try to hide it because they’ve been programed for centuries (millennia) to think there should be some shame attached to it.
Some places celebrate it instead.
What I happen to be commenting on, in this particular instance, is how apparently gay everyone on Fox News is, but, due to their self hating shame, they become the worst of people. But their hypocrisy does not go unnoticed, and can become quite amusingly self-defeating at times.
Never forget: just because a bully is probably (usually) a victim themselves doesn’t change the fact that they’re a bully and a shitty person. Also, just because a person is a member of some minority group doesn’t give them a free pass to be a shitty person. (Peter Theil, you motherfucker, I’m looking at you!)