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I don’t understand
This is a joke. That card is something bartenders give people who are drunk in some bars. Someone edited one to say Costco and photoshopped it onto a picture from a food court
As someone who has worked in bars, that's one sure fire way to piss off someone in a drunk state. You need to bring it with conviction and without making things confrontational.
Hiding behind a formality is probably the worst idea.
Well yeah, I didn’t say it’s a good idea. And as of covid days, practically every interaction type you can think up will piss someone off to an irrational, performative and base instinct level that makes some wonder if humanity had a good run but it’s all downhill from here.
So he ate too many? Or he ate from the middle?
Middle
You can't abuse the loss leader.
Surprised Lidl didn't put up a picture of me and a notice "do not allow to buy veg" when they were selling packs of veg for a few pennies before Christmas last year. Several other shops did the same but I bought most from Lidl.
Pickled it in bulk (think branston pickle kinda thing) and still got several 0.5-1L jars of it left. Also ate a lot fresh, some cooked into stews and frozen. 10s of kg in total.
I live by the sea. Almost tempting to try out seawater pickling if they do it again. That is cheaper than vinegar. Use some 25L brewing buckets?
Look at how they started eating the hot dog.