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Regular iguana user. I stopped about 2.5 weeks ago. I’m going to receive some tests I bought online so that I can test myself.

I’ve passed a drug test before by diluting my urine, but at the time I was smoking very infrequently. I hear quick fix and some ither synthetic urines work, but I think I’m going to a collection site so they’ll sendy urine to the lab. Have no idea what kind of methods the lab will use…

Has anyone here successfully faked a urine test that’s been sent to a lab before?

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[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Pre-employment screens are easier. Every one I've ever done, they let you be alone in the room. Get you some clean urine(either real or synthetic), put it in a container that you can put inside your underwear tight against your thigh to keep it warm.

The only thing you need to worry about is the temp check. Usually needs to be above 92 degrees. The synthetic urine sellers have heating pads, temp strips and containers for sale with the urine.