I’ve passed a drug test before by diluting my urine, but at the time I was smoking very infrequently. I hear quick fix and some ither synthetic urines work, but I think I’m going to a collection site so they’ll sendy urine to the lab. Have no idea what kind of methods the lab will use…

Has anyone here successfully faked a urine test that’s been sent to a lab before?

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[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Me personally? No. But I'm friends with people who make a lot worse decisions than me, and people who got on a methadone clinic who wanted to continue to abuse drugs.

So first things first, always assume it's monitored, if it's a drug test for anything that matters it's monitored. This means dilution is your only route. Maybe you'll get lucky and you can use someone else's piss, but betting on that for a place you're not well aquatinted with is a horrible idea.

Most labs aren't super complex from what I've seen, they look at the color, and they look at protein. That means you dilute with a bunch of water as always, you take a b complex to make your water piss appear yellow, and you take creatine to make a normal amount of protein show up in your piss. This has never failed any of my friends in any situation they've found themselves in. Employment, probation, custody, ect.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

How much creatine and vitamin b, and when?