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Need help with a pre-employment urine drug test (hexbear.net)

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Regular iguana user. I stopped about 2.5 weeks ago. I’m going to receive some tests I bought online so that I can test myself.

I’ve passed a drug test before by diluting my urine, but at the time I was smoking very infrequently. I hear quick fix and some ither synthetic urines work, but I think I’m going to a collection site so they’ll sendy urine to the lab. Have no idea what kind of methods the lab will use…

Has anyone here successfully faked a urine test that’s been sent to a lab before?

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[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

There are fake genitals that can be worn aside someone's real ones attached to bags of urine. Synthetic might work, but a clean friend's will work too.