this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2026
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The future is an old couple huddled together in a burnt out shopping mall -- specifically an Apple Store -- and they're holding an iPhone between them. They're taking turns saying "Siri, play music" "Siri, play songs" "Siri, play a song" "Hey Siri, is Russia still socialist?" "Siri, play a jingle". The white glow of the phone spills out into the darkness outside.
"Siri, open the music thing."
Still nothing.
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