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Welp I'll see yall in the prison cafeteria, can I sit with you all? I'm scared of the other people, they're bigger than me.
I'm not going to prison
just remember: you cannot be cornered
I can show you how to make a shiv
Also, I can distract them while you get behind them to shiv
Aim about six inches above their buttcrack, get the kidneys that way
Ok thank you, should I start filing down my toothbrush?
Can I still eat lunch with you?
The answer to both is, of course!
We'll be running that prison in a week
Lowkey I can't imagine radicalizing a bunch of prisoners to leftism would be that hard, given the liberal system had shunned them.
This is why political prisons exist.
Otherwise you have blue collar criminals, white collar criminals, and political ideologues all trading skills
It'd be like that one episode of The Boondocks
But without all the you-know-what
It isn't difficult at all if the situation is left as it normally would be without extra state interventions. The reason various "betterment" programs exist in imperial core prisons is specifically to counteract and undermine left organizing within them. Someone that is "reducing their sentence" by working at a fast food joint 80% of their waking hours is hard to organize. Someone that thinks they are getting something like a college education out of the situation doesn't want to disrupt it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzEHtTe0j3U
Ah, Superjail!
That takes me back
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
How thorough are they with body cavity searches? If you were to hypothetically attempt to smuggle in, say, a B.C. Rich Warlock, do you think they'd be able to find it?
One of us takes the neck, one of us takes the body, then we can reassemble it in woodshop or wherever.
It's a neckthru.
I mean, if I have to pick between the Warlock and one AK with no room for an ammo trunk, I'm picking the Warlock every time because you never have to worry about fixing bayonets. It already has five of them! Six if it has the 3+3 headstock.
Guitars do be making great weapons