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[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How thorough are they with body cavity searches? If you were to hypothetically attempt to smuggle in, say, a B.C. Rich Warlock, do you think they'd be able to find it?

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

One of us takes the neck, one of us takes the body, then we can reassemble it in woodshop or wherever.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I mean, if I have to pick between the Warlock and one AK with no room for an ammo trunk, I'm picking the Warlock every time because you never have to worry about fixing bayonets. It already has five of them! Six if it has the 3+3 headstock.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

Guitars do be making great weapons