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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I can show you how to make a shiv

Also, I can distract them while you get behind them to shiv

Aim about six inches above their buttcrack, get the kidneys that way

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ok thank you, should I start filing down my toothbrush?

Can I still eat lunch with you?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The answer to both is, of course!

We'll be running that prison in a week

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Lowkey I can't imagine radicalizing a bunch of prisoners to leftism would be that hard, given the liberal system had shunned them.

[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

This is why political prisons exist.

Otherwise you have blue collar criminals, white collar criminals, and political ideologues all trading skills

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

It'd be like that one episode of The Boondocks

But without all the you-know-what

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

It isn't difficult at all if the situation is left as it normally would be without extra state interventions. The reason various "betterment" programs exist in imperial core prisons is specifically to counteract and undermine left organizing within them. Someone that is "reducing their sentence" by working at a fast food joint 80% of their waking hours is hard to organize. Someone that thinks they are getting something like a college education out of the situation doesn't want to disrupt it.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

Ah, Superjail!

That takes me back

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

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