He is so very, very very clearly fucking dead. He's dead. The guy is not alive. Mitch McConnell is ACTIVELY IN HELL, RIGHT THIS SECOND. I said that as a fact BEFORE the lying machine informed me that he was FUCKING COVERED UP when they wheeled him out on a stretcher. That information makes me believe there is an actual negative chance that mitch McConnell's body presently contains his own blood

For some reason I feel possessed by the spirit of liberalism and im just so aghast that this lie is so obvious and yet every rules nerd watching is just like "ah but that's the rules, though." Like ahhhhhhhh holy shit

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[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 59 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Family Response: His wife, Elaine Chao, was traveling in China at the time of the transport. Her spokesperson publicly stated that McConnell's health condition "did not warrant an immediate return to the U.S."

HE'S FUCKING DEAD. AND HIS WIFE HATES HIM, LOL

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

the rich and powerful don't marry for love

[–] D61@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

matt