"Sister Kathaliynnry, you made a simple error, you only reset the Mirror of Many Pixels, not the Tower of Processing. My Millennial Master Father Steve taught me such, may the Omnissiah watch over his soul."

"I pray for the birth of the Star Millennial to usher in the new golden age of tech!"

Edit: I was kinda hoping the response to this post would more be people joking about my Warhammer reference, but instead y'all be posting serious analysis here. Real buzzkill.

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[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I've noticed similar things with Magic. I was in a top 4 match and one of my opponents had never heard of card advantage. She obviously wasn't a bad player, but like this is such a fundamental concept to playing the game. And this happens a lot.

did mtg article culture die? i remember reading Who's the Beatdown and shit in school instead of whatever we were supposed to be doing. everyone has phones now if anything theory should be more accessible.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

Pretty much, with the proliferation of EDH as the game's primary format. Mothership only has announcements, Maro's Making Magic, and then a bunch of ads for spoilers as their main articles. They don't even post MODO results like they used to. There's nothing about strategy at all. Other sites, like Starcity Games and MtG Goldfish, are light on strategy articles. Mostly, they talk about decklists. Their EDH content, where most people flock to, are just videos of 4-player games between staff.

Like the place still delving into Magic theory is TappedOut, with user-submitted stuff. They aren't getting the traffic, though. And if you're a new player or not familiar with the site, it's just randoms. How do you know it's worth the read or someone worse than you writing some rage essay?

The two formats new players should be introduced to are Standard and Limited. But Standard is a hot mess and has been for years. It's basically dead on paper in most areas. New articles written about Limited aren't in the most obvious places. If you don't know Channel Fireball is a site, how are you supposed to find their articles going over each set?

And then there's reddit, which of course is infested with people who are flat-out wrong but comment the most anyway. Assuming it's not completely astroturfed by WotC.