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[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 22 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Imagine your tongue getting pregnant

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 13 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not sure that's normally how that works. That is the condom doesn't go on the thing that gets pregnant.

[–] coolie4@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I know they technically exist. But I've never seen one in any store in any country I've been.

[–] dion_starfire@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Most public health programs have some available to give away, but commercially they're rare because few people want to pay over a dollar per condom for them.

What makes them nice is you can safely put one in hours before sex happens. Add some silicone lube (which they don't have a problem with), wear a loose skirt, and you have a perfect setup for spontaneous sex in a risky location.

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 18 hours ago

You know, you're making good points.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago

I think they have to teach you how to use it at the doctor and they give it to you. Not positive though.

[–] starik@lemmy.today 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine your dick getting pregnant, and your child bursting out of it like an alien.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 17 hours ago

Hyenas don't have to imagine this.