Ask Lemmy

I'm from the UK and I'm a Monarchist in so much as I want to keep the Royal Family. I certainly don't like the idea of Kings and Queens broadly speaking and "respect" is a strong word, but here in the UK we've got a lot of institutions that have vile histories but wouldn't serve to benefit anyone if we were to scrap them today.

The Mountbatten-Windsor family also happen to be the Royal Family. These days they're basically powerless and have less influence and sway than pundits on GB News, the Murdoch media and Facebook, who also aren't elected. But they're still an aristocratic family, which means they have access to extraordinary wealth and control of a vast business empire... except they don't. All their estates, land, businesses, interests, etc are held in reserve as the Crown Estate which is operated on their behalf by a Government-appointed manager. The income from the Crown Estate goes straight to the Government and the Government pays the Royal Family a salary - the Sovereign Grant - which is typically between 25% and 35% of the Crown Estate's profits. So for all those people who say "ThEy'Re TaX dOdGiNg PaRaSiTeS": they pay an effective tax rate of at least 60%, which is about 60% more than anyone else with that income. Anyone who moans about the couple of quid a year the Royal Family "costs" them must be ecstatic beyond words to learn about the few extra quid they actually make in profit.

Having a Royal Family is amazing for tourism. Yes, the French have palaces too, but they attract nothing like the numbers as the actual real, functioning palaces and castles actually used by a real, breathing monarchs. The Palace of Versailles makes Buckingham Palace look like a shanty but can you guess which one nets more visitors? Windsor Castle, same deal. Moreover, they're an amazing soft political power. What would your response be if you found out the Prime Minister of the UK was visiting your country? For most people it'd probably be "oh, who is it this week?". But what about a visit from the Actual King of England? There would be grand receptions, concerts, speeches, unveilings, all because the Actual King of Actual England is coming. Add demagogues like Trump to the equation and the Royal's value is amplified further.

Then there's the scrutiny. We all know the Andrew Formally Known As Prince being a nasty little pervert and I wouldn't be surprised if there's far more to it. And yet, no-one talks about the Dysons, or the Cavendish-es, or the Rothschilds, or the Montagus, and so on, all of whom are richer and more powerful than the Mountbatten-Windsors and far, far, far more sinister and vile, but they're not the Royal Family so they're unknowns. They make the Royals look like cherubs, but they're well-connected enough to avoid scrutiny and smart enough to remain basically anonymous. Personally, if I was the King I'd tell the UK to fuck off. I'd make the UK a Republic, take my estates and wealth and power back, thankyou very much, and tell everyone to go suck their Mum's dicks. I don't know why or how they continue being the Royal Family, but if we "got rid" of them tomorrow we'd lose a tremendous political power and gain yet another unaccountable group of unjustifiably powerful aristocrats.