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[โ€“] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Remember that post about the Olympics where people were injecting silicone into their dicks to give them more circumference because each % increase in girth yielded a proportional increase in ski jump distance?

happybadger's foreskin will soon provide enough additional circumference and aerodynamic lift to exceed orbital velocity. we're going to beat SpaceX to Mars on the backs of pig foreskins and sheer gumption

[โ€“] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 3 points 15 hours ago

That's how you do it. Nothing but hog. Engineering elegance.