this post was submitted on 23 May 2026
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[โ€“] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Give the brand to me I'll make it good I promise

[โ€“] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Rename it Hooty's and everyone has to wear a costume like this.

[โ€“] lps2@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Not everyone, just one person. The rest are in blowfish costumes - I think you see where I'm going with this

[โ€“] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I imagine if Only Wanna Be With You was playing on a constant loop it would keep people from lingering at their tables.

[โ€“] CPMSP@midwest.social 3 points 7 hours ago

Calm down, Satan

[โ€“] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Actual owls can't carry plates, and nobody but you wants to eat dort!

[โ€“] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You're just being negative it will work

[โ€“] Keld@hexbear.net 7 points 16 hours ago

Its just really dark to have a bird serve wings! Even if the wings are made out of dort! And i don't think sort is FDA approved for human consumption anyway!

And for that reason I'm out. You're gonna have to get investment from the other dragons/lions/sharks/whatever we're calling the investors on the show today.