this post was submitted on 23 May 2026
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Give the brand to me I'll make it good I promise
Rename it Hooty's and everyone has to wear a costume like this.
Not everyone, just one person. The rest are in blowfish costumes - I think you see where I'm going with this
I imagine if Only Wanna Be With You was playing on a constant loop it would keep people from lingering at their tables.
Calm down, Satan
Actual owls can't carry plates, and nobody but you wants to eat dort!
You're just being negative it will work
Its just really dark to have a bird serve wings! Even if the wings are made out of dort! And i don't think sort is FDA approved for human consumption anyway!
And for that reason I'm out. You're gonna have to get investment from the other dragons/lions/sharks/whatever we're calling the investors on the show today.
Wait a minute! Suppose two owls carry it together?