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[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 100 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Well, the solution is simple – just fix whatever is causing the flame to turn green.

Thank you.

[–] Korval@lemmy.today 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Also, I liked the part where it asks you consider whether you'd borrowed the range. Who does that?

"Hey, neighbor, do you have a gas range, I could borrow?"

"Sure, Bud, it's there in the garage. Just put it back when you're done."

"Thanks a load! Say, it's burning green. Did you put copper in the burners?"

"Yes, I did. Just for you! Breath deeply."

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago

I’ve done tech support. They have to add that part in because yes, somebody did indeed borrow a stove at one point.

[–] Million@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Little timmy ringing your doorbell and instead of asking for some flour he wants the fucking stove

[–] baahb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago