...they would press their temple to the cold barrel of that gun and look you straight in the eyes and say, "I'd rather die than ever look anything up myself. So either you look this up for me or you pull the trigger mother fucker!!!"

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[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

For me it happens at work a lot when I'm already busy and my coworkers who have been here longer than me are like "um do we carry these?"

"Did you try looking it up?"

"The computer scares me!"

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

you didn't say we were at work! I'm not doing that shit at work I'm asking "how many types of birds are there around here?"

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

at least three biden-rember

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

Okay that actually blows you're extra valid for that.