...they would press their temple to the cold barrel of that gun and look you straight in the eyes and say, "I'd rather die than ever look anything up myself. So either you look this up for me or you pull the trigger mother fucker!!!"

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[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They still work good enough for shit like figuring out when the nearby pharmacy closes.

[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Barely

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

protip for that shit in particular: click on the place on google maps

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

"What is Google Maps?"

"Have you ever been outside of your house?"

"Only with my mommy."