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What's a scientific fact that sounds made up but is 100% real? (self.asklemmy)
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[–] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 29 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Breast implants can squeak.

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

wait they should make special ones that are like a squeaky toy and squeak when you squeeze them i would get those that would be really funny

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Could be risky. My dog loves tearing out the squeaker things from anything that has one.

[–] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That would be like having sex with Wimp Lo from Kung Pow.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Except nobody's gonna bang Wimp Lo.

[–] Maiq@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago

You could fuck him wrong.. As a joke.

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

And yet...... He's still the winner

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

basically what i did right after making that comment except i used a rubber duck

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

I like the cut of your jib.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How does one get grants for this type of research? Asking for a friend.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Right, just like bags of sand