Chapotraphouse

Calling it: After Trump dies theyre going to found a new Christian sect utilizing mega church infrastructure and philosophically based on Prosperity Doctrine, but appropriating many Catholic aesthetics for the morons who got into religion through 40k. Trump will not be an explicitly spiritual figure, but pictures of him with Jesus will be everywhere.

They already know that no one has the sauce like Trump, so this is the only way to keep the party going. Charlie Kirk was a practice run, and the tweet of Trump as Jesus was his cottage cheese brain jumping the gun because he forgot what year it was.