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Every time you vape, you make Jesus rip a fat cloud of spongebob-flavoured poison. Think about it.
so he owes me bigtime
smdh i paid good money for that poison
I can't get the taste of SpongeBob out no matter how many toothbrushes I've burned
But have you tried... accepting communion? The blood and body of Christ will remove the spongebob from your mouth and heal your throat.