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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Every time you vape, you make Jesus rip a fat cloud of spongebob-flavoured poison. Think about it.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

so he owes me bigtime

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

smdh i paid good money for that poison

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can't get the taste of SpongeBob out no matter how many toothbrushes I've burned

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

But have you tried... accepting communion? The blood and body of Christ will remove the spongebob from your mouth and heal your throat.