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Do not make plutonic friends, or any other trans-uranic friends for that matter. It won't be good for you.
Plutonic relationship is created by solidified molten magma, according to my geologist friends.
What about a ring of saturnic friends?
I was almost 30 when I first kissed someone, had sex, fell in love. She's the first and will hopefully be the last and I wouldn't change a thing. (Except I should have gone to therapy 10 years earlier)
Your last sentence raises some rather interesting questions...
Like what? Wishing they'd got help for their mental health earlier isn't that strange.
This can be interpreted as a complicated joke about that his mental health got so bad, that he hallucinated it all and still single and so on. His quote just needs some clarifications that will make sure he isn't joking.
Oh, yeah I wasn't joking. I had been depressed and anxious since puberty and didn't really understand that (because "that's just how life is, right?") until I developed actual panic attacks and started therapy. Turns out I'm also autistic and have severe ADHD and that I'm not the lazy loser I thought I was. Therapy also enabled me to access and process my feelings a lot better, which helps me be a good partner. I simply wasn't ready for a relationship before all that.
I love my plutonic friends, but I'd love to have some plowtonic friends as well
Absolutely, had to find out the hard way. I do not recommend.
Great reply all around
You're a god.