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[–] mech@feddit.org 75 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

When I entered the US to spend a year there as a foreign exchange student, the border official treated me like I'm a violent criminal and he had to find out which crime I'll commit.
I also had to fill out a form promising I wasn't a member of the German Nazi party during WW2.
This was in 2000 and I was 16 at the time.

[–] meco03211@lemmy.world 54 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well don't leave us hanging. Did you support the nazi party during WW2?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 51 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Looks like he's too embarrassed by his support of the nazi party during WWII to reply.

[–] NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Case closed gentlemen, good work

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 6 points 4 days ago

Now let's go get us a scalp.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Try asking in german

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 24 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I'm American, when I first entered Canada the border guard was stunningly handsome and super nice.

On the way back the American dude was an absolute dick, and I'm a citizen so I can only imagine what a foreigner may face.

Rule #1: be attractive and Canadian

[–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I've had that same experience a dozen times. I don't remember if they were all 'stunningly handsome', but they were all very friendly and professional.

[–] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I had the same experience on a trip to Europe. All of the European customs officials were happy, kind, and welcoming, all while still doing their job. When I came back to the states, the customs official was dressed in all black, sidearm clearly visible, and he was mean-mugging and being condescending the entire time. When he asked if I had bought anything while I was overseas, I said yes, and he just stared at me. For 10 to 15 seconds at least. I wasn't sure if he was waiting for me to say something, produce receipts, stop resisting? Eventually he huffed loudly and angrily asked if I had spent more than $10k; no, I did not.

He stamped the things he needed stamp hard enough to shake his little kiosk and gruffly growled for me to move on. If a citizen gets treated like that, I don't want to know what a non-citizen has to go through.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 1 points 3 days ago

Yeah he asked if I brought anything. I said "yeah some souven-" "NO DID YOU BRING ANY DRUGS OR WEAPONS!"

[–] stormeuh@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This kind of border agent is why I won't be travelling to the US anytime soon. If this person was that bad in 2000, imagine what they're like with the power to send you to a concentration camp if you look at them the wrong way.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

US border agents aren't discriminating when it comes to being dicks though. Citizens get treated like shit too.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Little did you know, if you said yes, they would have given you a job in the government.