stormeuh

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[–] stormeuh@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

I suspect this is also why there are so many "mistakes" in how the epstein files were redacted and published. Incompetence as plausible deniability for leaking stuff that was ordered to be covered up.

[–] stormeuh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They undoubtably have the engineering talent to do it, just not the managerial talent

[–] stormeuh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The steam deck is just too ideal of a form factor to play stardew valley, isn't it

[–] stormeuh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I think you forgot a /s and your downvoters seem to need it.

At least, that's what I hope, because that way your comment is a nice joke.

[–] stormeuh@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Gib mir den Hintern, Daddy! /s

[–] stormeuh@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, and all because god forbid you give your (future) employees time to learn another language besides JavaScript. Nope, line must go up so programming must be further commodified.

[–] stormeuh@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Just zip-tie them to a cnc mill and let fusion360 generate a toolpath. Do check for collisions with the "workpiece" though...

[–] stormeuh@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Still, it's probably true. In other countries, 79-year-olds get to retire instead of having to grift.

[–] stormeuh@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

And zapping birds!

[–] stormeuh@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

!dadjokes@lemmy.world

[–] stormeuh@lemmy.world 23 points 4 weeks ago

I think you need to beat the pork vigorously first, to tenderize the meat, you know

[–] stormeuh@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I disagree, a fridge to me is a cool place to put a big screen for useful information. You know, all the stuff that was promised and under delivered on when they first pitched smart fridges, like shopping lists, calendars, the weather.

The reason why in 2025 I would never consider buying a fridge with an internet connection, is because it's clear I'm never getting those features from fridge manufacturers. They would only put a network connection on a fridge for half baked "features", which get more ads with every firmware update, and eventually remotely brick the device. In short, to enshittify your smart fridge.

My point is that it's not that there is no reason to not put a network connection on a fridge. It's that capitalists can't be trusted not to enshittify whatever useful smart feature they implement.

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