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Theres a trick we can employ to save everyone
Unfortunately that just puts JD Couchfucker in the seat with Mike NoFap Johnson in the passenger seat.
OK and? He's demented also but not "on deaths doorstep with nothing to lose because he's so old" demented. He's got more to lice for and hopefully has thebsemse not to trigger mutuality assured destruction.
I don't think JD Vance is demented at all.
I think he's fairly well spoken, intelligent and in bed with every billionaire out there so if the base backs him he could be more dangerous than Trump.
I'm pretty confident that even the suicidally greedy billionaire class recognizes the fact that nuking a foreign country is bad for business. However, I've underestimated their insanity before so maybe I'm wrong
True but he also has negative rizz.
Luckily, that will never happen.
Thats okay cause the same trick will work on Cushion Pusher, too.
But then Johnson gets the Gerald Ford treatment.
The Speaker of the House doesn't become VP when a sitting president dies, the sitting VP chooses a new VP.
The Speaker only becomes president if the VP dies before taking the recently-deceased president's spot
Johnson doesn't immediately become Vice-President. That's not how the succession works. But you're right, Captain Couchfucker is just as insane and stupid as Colonel Orangeballs.
The Entire Republican Party. and their donors are problems. And likely need to be culled as well. Trump is just a figurehead, and intentional target. This shit doesn't end with his death, or JD's for that matter.
then keep going until they give up or have no more subs left
Not all heroes ... well, these do wear capes. Singing can be heroic too.
I hope they don't get sued. Or if, that they win. Or if not, that they still made more money with this song than what it cost them.