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[–] SkabySkalywag@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago

Pretty sure he's forgetting the constant variable, where x equals the times the cook uses the porta potty divided by the times he does not wash his hands.

(i.e division by zero = butthole undefined, or maybe infinite diarrhea).