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[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 105 points 1 day ago (4 children)
  1. Color TV implies "full color", black and white are only two colors of many.

  2. Towels collect skin cells and get wet when used, which can enable the growth of mold if not dried quickly enough.

  3. Depends on how many of the nurse's clients become the husband's clients.

I used the calculator to write "5318008" so it looks like it says "BOOBIES" upside-down.

Do I pass?

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 22 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

No, you answered 1. It was not a question.

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 17 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It's a discussion, did I not discuss?

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Read the overall instructions.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I don't see any instructions to not discuss statements.

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 12 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

They are pointing out that the instructions are "Answer all questions."

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

But it didn't say anything about not responding to things that are not questions. If it was phrased as "Answer only the questions", that might be something.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

So it's not wrong, just a doodle.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

Oh shit, it didn't say to continue breathing. Dies.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 4 points 22 hours ago

Yeah, you're supposed to gather 10 guys names Mark and talk about it with them.

[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 25 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

You dropped your arm badge:

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
  1. Not at all. She has an explicit financial conflict of interest.
[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

On the other hand, the nurse has potential for returning clientele. The husband does not. She can keep getting paid the longer her customers need her services over their lifespan, so it's more a question of short term profits over long term sustainability.

Oh who am I kidding? This is capitalism we're talking about, they'll always choose short term profits.

she will keep getting new clients, and oopsie poopsie now her husbando has new clientso

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

isn't there a difference between pigment/light and how it is interperted?. Like isn't black the absent of color. White is all the bands of light at once while pigment black is all the colors at once but yet it is not the blackest of all blacks so they don't even make black that way.

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah, additive vs subtractive color. Our eyes see light but light is reflected by pigment.

Pigment determines which colors are subtracted from light, so combining all pigments gives you black (little to no light reflected). But combining different colors of light gives you white, if nothing is being absorbed.

Now whether the absence of color still counts as a color in and of itself in either system, I would still argue yes. Color is just our perception of light frequencies or lack thereof, so it's all subjective anyways.

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

To further this, this is why your monitor uses RGB, but printers use CMY (+K but technically you could get away with just CMY) Cyan absorbs red light, only reflecting red and green, magenta absorbs green light, only reflecting red and blue, and I’m sure you can guess what yellow absorbs. Your monitor on the other hand isn’t reflecting exterior light, it’s creating its own.