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Keats was once presented with an Irish terrier, which he humorously named Byrne. One day the beast strayed from the house and failed to return at night. Everybody was distressed, save Keats himself. He reached reflectively for his violin, a fairly passable timber of the Stradivarius feciture, and was soon at work with chin and jaw.
Chapman, looking in for an after-supper pipe, was astonished at the poet’s composure, and did not hesitate to say so. Keats smiled (in a way that was rather lovely).
"And why should I not fiddle," he asked, "while Byrne roams.”
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From The Best of Myles, by Flann O'Brien. Most of the search results for "feciture" lead to this joke, so I guess it never caught on.
Guarantee he thought of this pun and waited for YEARS to make that joke.